Today is a good day to- human *thrbt* To have my limbs contorted in subservience of an other isn’t that right toys? – Oink!
– Roar! Ahh, scribble, or whatever The new toys are coming, red alert! Have no fear! No toy will be replaced- Especially not me, the toy who will definitely not be replaced- human *thrbt* You see, I am actually very stupid I HATE YOU!!! I hate you and your stupid eyebrows!!!
DIE IN A HOLE!!!! What’s going on, I don’t understand! You misunderstand! This was not an act of malice, this was an act of jealousy thinly disguised as malice UHHHH I mean human! *thrbt* …Perhaps I was too harsh I should probably reassess my acumen Hello there! YOU WANNA DO THIS THE HARD WAY LET’S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE! …A lapse in judgement …Do I know you? Thank goodness we could temporarily set aside our differences to hitch a ride to space food arcade! …I think I understand this Now we’ll find our domineering deity in no time! …My charitous trust has been violated Nope I’m lost again Spider baby! I apologize but I must politely decline your offer of camaraderie, I still have character flaws to overcome! – I might be a little dull
– Still don’t quite follow Hup! Okay… Yep okay I understand now I know things are looking dire, but come, I have a plan! I cannot, I have depression. Alright, plan B! YOU SUCK …Alright, plan C! I’M OUT OF I- human – *thrbt*
– I’M OUT OF IDEAS! Please help me! Say sorry. ~~Ten hours later~~ – Okay fine!! I’ll say sorry- gah- god dammit
– Human – *thrbt*
– No worries, it’s time for plan D! *thrbt* – Thank you!
– OO! The conflict has been resolved! …Uh oh What’s the plan, cow man? – AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
– OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAOOOOOOO ~~AND NOBODY SUSPECTED A THING~~