it’s my favorite day of the year. The annual Three Legged Race, where the whole town comes together
in the spirit of fair play. And me and my best gal– Minnie!! [stuttering] But we always run this race together. And we always lose. That’s why this year
I’m running with Daisy. But she’s a– [whispering]
Cheater. I know, Mickey,
but nice guys finish last and you’re a– Loser. [giggling] Fine, be a cheater. I’m going to win this race
fair and square. First I have to find a partner. I’ll run that race wit ‘cha. Peg-Leg Pete.
But you’re the biggest cheater of them all. I wouldn’t dream of cheatin’. Hot dog! I knew they were
wrong about you, Pete. The police, sheriff, the F.B.I. On your marks, get set– The district attorney’s office,
Fish and Wildlife Service– Go! [gun shot] Monkeys, Interpol.
Oh, my friend. [shooting] Hey. [music] [laughing] [music] That’s not right. [music] [screaming] [music] [laughing] The money! [music] [grunt] [laughing] Oh, no you don’t. [music] [explosion] [music] Well, Pete,
looks like the cheaters are going to win again. That’s right
because we’re going to cheat. What?! [music] He’s running away. Punch! [music] [screaming] [music] Hi, ladies. Bye, ladies. Hey! [music] Who said cheaters never prosper? [laughing] Get ready to win, squeaky. Not if we have to cheat! [crash] [music] [celebrating] [clears throat] This is not a sack race, sir. It is a three legged race. Disqualified. Oh, gosh. Is there no one honorable enough
to win this trophy fair and square? There is. [choir singing] I did it. I won fair and square!