Slow down, there, Raven.
I’m Batman. Yo, I can be a bat.
Let me be Batman! I wish to be the Batman! I already called dibs.
I’m Batman! (GAGS) So sweaty. (GRUNTS) Ugh! Smells like vinegar. (SNIFFING) And the sweaty cheese. Of course he sweats.
He’s Batman! Or should I say, (IMITATING BATMAN)
“I’m Batman”? (GAGGING) -Beasty, you be
-Who? You know, the cool green dude
from Mars who hunts men
all the time. Sweet. I wanna hunts me
some mens. CYBORG: Raven,
you be Wonder Woman. Great. So, all I get is
a swim suit, some bracelets
and a rope? That rope is the Golden Lasso. Those bound by it
are forced to tell the truth. Really? Hey, Batman. Remember that wet spot
on your pants you said
was water? (STRAINING) It was pee. I said it was water,
but it was totally pee. You try fighting crime
after drinking too much
cranberry juice! (CHUCKLES) Cool. Ooh, who shall I be? How about The Flash? I am the Flash!
Flash, flash, flash,
flashety, flash, flash! -(CLAPS)
-Nice moves, Flash. Green Lantern approves. (ZAPPING) -(BELL DINGS)
-Booyah! -Sweet ring, bro.
-Thank you. This ring is the
most powerful weapon
in the universe. It can manifest anything
with your willpower alone. Witness its power! (GOLDEN GIRLS
THEME MUSIC PLAYING) Are those the Golden Girls? You know it. What up, Bea? That ring can manifest
any weapon imaginable, and you choose
the Golden Girls? These sassy old broads are
the toughest ladies around. When the chips are down,
you want the Golden Girls
in your corner. Wow. You’d make such a great
member of the Justice League. It’s okay, Bea. Not even your sardonic
one-liners can make him
a pal and confidant.