Where did I go wrong? Here you go! I don’t need charity! Plumber! Charity was when Nintendo took you in… You ungrateful 32-bit failure. That’s it! Mamma…mia Time to shave that mustache clean off! You’re just like Sega! Always bowing down to the competition! You’ll be flattened on the road like most of your relatives! Maybe, I’ll make a suit out of you! You…sadist. Lousy Sega mascot! You’re an embarrassment to the great nation of Japan! You are… ITALIAN!!!! That pyromaniac will burn the Mushroom Kingdom! Where will I find a job if he does that? Wahoo! Nintendo number one! Looks like I’m Nintendo’s new mascot!