RWBY Chibi! *Grimm Roar* Weiss: Oh, My, Gosh! How are we supposed to fight something like that? Jaune: You mean that monster so big it’s blocking out the sun? Blake: No, Jaune, she means a different monster… Yang: Oh, hey, I want to punch that! I mean, I doubt it would do much, but i’m still going to punch it! I was right it, was pointless! I’m not sorry. Weiss: If only someone had a secret superpower capable of taking an enemy that big. Blake: Yeah, maybe something related to silver eyes. It could really come in handy right now. Anyone at all? Ruby: *cough* Season finale, can’t do it yet… Jaune: Don’t worry guys, I’m sure the solution will appear when we least expect it. *roar* Weiss: Smart dog. Penny: Hello, friends! Would you like to play a game– Ruby: Not right now Penny, we’re kind of busy dealing with this giant monster! *ROARING* Penny: Oh, all right. After? Ruby: Yeah, yeah, sure, okay, whatever! *Penny uses Omae Wa Mou, Shindeiru* *Colossal Grimm falls* Penny: Grrreat! So, what do you want to play? Ruby: Heheh, we can play whatever you want, Penny. Penny: Hooray! Jaune: Woo, what a mess. I feel sorry for whoever has to…clean up. Oobleck: You know, people often ask me about shortcuts to make life easier. “Life hacks”, if you will. To which I respond, “What are you thinking?” Ruby: AH! I’m sorry for thinking! Oobleck: There are *NO* shortcuts in life! Your goggles are always at your ears. You want to survive? Study hard! Work harder! Constantly improve yourself! Never rest! NEVER REST! Weiss: That sounds reasonable…and moist. Oobleck: Your time in life is limited! You must grab mortality by the throat and laugh at his face! HAHAHA! I laugh at your face, mortality! Jaune: Very… inspiring! Weiss: Do you have any other tips aside from grabbing things by the throat? Oobleck: Drink more coffee. *whispering* ah yes! daddy’s little helper And that’s– All: Good to know! Weiss: Yeah, he’s not coming down. Cardin: Hah! Take that, squirrel! Bye-bye, birdie! Hah! Nailed ya Qrow! Animals are so stupid!