[title music] Burnie: I used to go to, like, border towns in Mexico and there’s this dude walking around at some of these bars down there. And he has this game which is essentially
where he has a car battery with a dial on it and you see who can go higher on the dial. My friend won because he could go higher
than anyone else. But we realized he got to the point where you could no longer let go. Geoff: Did he won a trip to the emergeny room? Burnie: His arms started to roll up. Like this. Geoff: Ha ha ha.
Burnie: We were like, “Wow, Chris! You’re doing awesome!” And he’s like [twitching]
[others laugh] [static] Burnie: You know, I was in a car this morning and a school bus stopped. And I had this feeling like, “Oh, that’s a school bus, uhhh” [disgusted] “Hey, I don’t have to go school. I’m an adult. I don’t have to go.” Burnie: And I– I flipped off a school bus.
Gus: WHAT?! WHY?
[Gavin laughs] Burnie: I just thought, “Eh, fuck you school bus!”
[Barbara laughs] Burnie: “I’m not going to school.” Gus: Did the kids see you, like, “Woah, the guy flipped me off!” Burnie: Here’s exactly how it went: I stopped. And I went, “Ehh.” “Oh, haha” [sticks out tongue]
[Burnie laughs] [static] [music]