(music plays) -Geoff: Did you get all those Netflix achievements? -Michael: I got a bunch, I didn’t get all of them
-Ryan: Wait, what?! -Ryan: Wait, so there’s really achievements for this?
-Michael: So I got achievements in all of them. -Geoff: Yeah.
-Michael: For, like, watching videos and shit. -Ryan: What is that a–What achievement is that? -Ryan: A fungus could get that achievement. -Ryan: Like, a fucking mushroom could achieve that. (laughter) -Micahel: Kinda got weird with that argument, Ryan. -Ryan: Why is that weird?! -Michael: BECAUSE A FUNGUS ACTUALLY CAN’T GET THE ACHIEVEMENT! -Michael: IT DOES NOT HAVE THE FUCKING CAPACITY TO–TO PUSH THE BUTTONS ON THE CONTROLLER! -Ryan: You could drop a controller into a box of mushrooms, it’d probably hit enough on the way down to get an achievement. -Michael: You’d have to fuckin’ plug the XBox in, turn it on, get a fucking internet connection… -Michael: PAY for the internet connection! -Michael: That’s a lot of shit for a fungus to do! -Ryan: You do that for other people in your house, anyway! I do that for my kid! -Michael: BUT HE DOESN’T DO IT, YOU’RE DOING IT FOR HIM! -Gavin: Also, your kid isn’t fungus! -Ryan: I know my kid’s not fungus. (laughter) -Gavin: What was the name of the other Addams kid? -Gavin: There was like…Pubert, or something. Wasn’t it? -Ryan: No, it was Pugsley
-Geoff: Pubert…Pubert, yeah you’re right. Pubert. -Gavin: There you go.
-Ryan: Yeah -Ray: Idiot! -Gavin: There was a kid called Pubert! -Michael: NO THERE WASN’T!
-Ryan: No. -Gavin: Well, I don’t know where I’m getting that from. -Gavin: My brain is just mush. -Ryan: I don’t know where you get anything. -Gavin: Coming from the guy with a fungus for a child! (Geoff laughs) -Michael: We’re gonna never have this conversation again… -Michael: Ryan’s gonna come in…with his fucking third kid, be like… -Michael: “Guys, meet Pubert Haywood.” (laughter) -Michael: “He’s a piece of fungus!” (laughter) -Geoff: Pubert Spore Haywood -Gavin: “He has six achievements” (laughter) -Michael: Fucking “Pubert”. -Gavin: What? It’s real! -Michael: IT’S NOT REAL!! -Michael: No, it’s not real!! -Gavin: I wanna Google it. -Ryan: It’ll be in the dictionary next to “names that the doctor would slap you for trying to use.” -Gavin: Michael, read it!! -Michael: Hang on… -Michael: In the 1993 film, “Addams Family Values”, fucking Gomez and Morticia have a third child… -Michael:…a son they lovingly name Pubert. (laughter) -Michael: Are you fucking kidding me?! -Ray: How do you know that?!
Gavin: Pubert Addams! -Michael: WHAT THE FUCK?! -Geoff: Gavin was right about something.