Boobity Boop Boop. [Arin laughing] [Sayori rambling on the tv] “It’s bad to skip breakfast. (Sayori) Which is weird because I kinda look like I’m stuffing my face all the time in this pose. (Arin with echo) Do you mind if I read your poem now? (Sayori) Cupcakes. MmmMm, cupcakes. Reese’s Pieces! [Arin laughing] [Arin laughing]
[Dan Laughing] (Arin) Reese’s Pieces? (Dan) What was it that you were yelling when we were recording the Starbomb song? [outside noises] (Arin) FACK YOU, JIEM! (Dan having a laughing fit) FACK YOU! GIT OUDDA MY STORE! (Dan laughing) GET THE FACK OUDDA MY STORE, JIEM! ALWAYS STEALIN’ MY REESE’S PEECEES! (Dan having another laughing fit) (Dan wheezing) BUYIN’ UP ALL MY STARBURST! (Dan) Oh man.. (Arin) THAT’S MY BEST SELLING PRODUCT! (Dan) I love that character. STARBURST”S ARE THE HARDEST TO RESTOCK! GOTTA CALL UP THE COMPANY DIRECTLY! (Dan) He was yelling at our producer Jim Roach, who was dying. (Arin) FACK YOU, JIEM! (Forget it, Dan is dying) (Arin-Phone)DLDLDLDLLDLDLDLDLDLDLDLDLDD DING! (Arin, non-phone) Hello? (Arin and Dan laugh) (Awesome beatbox) (I had to fucking decipher this shit so it was right. God damn it.
(Awesome beatbox) (Awesome beatbox) Hey, it’s Arin Handleson, outside the window! He ran away! HEY ARIN!!! WHAT DA FU-