[explodes] [laughing maniacally] [Inspector]The news
of the mad bomber’s
prison breakput The Commissioner
in a state
of extreme agitation.Inspector, we must
apprehend this madman. As you know, he swore
to get the official
that sent him to prison. That official is me. [laughs] Don’t worry,
I will protect you. Hey, this gift package here,
this came for The Commissioner. Maybe that’s his
birthday or something, eh? Don’t touch it.
It could be a bomb. -Deux Deux.
-Si?Take this package
down to the lab and subject it
to the usual tests, please.-Si.
-And don’t saysi,sayoui.Si.I mean,oui.I mean…
What do I mean? [thuds] It didn’t explode, I see. I mean, oui. So you see, it was
absolutely harmless. Here, listen to the cuckoo. [cooing] [explodes] But, Commissioner, I– Shut up! I’ve listened to
enough cuckoos for one day. But Commissioner, the safest
place for you is where
the mad bomber is not which is right here,
which is where he is not. Right? [chuckles nervously] Bah! A fine
state of affairs. The police are locked up,
while the crooks
roam around free. [laughs maniacally] Just a moment,
do you have a license
to peddle these balloons? Oh, it’s a good thing
you have. I don’t believe it. [explodes] I believe it. [Inspector]To further ensure
The Commissioner’s safety,I decided that we should
for his country estate.Wait! I had better check
to see if the car has been
wired with a bomb. Everything is perfect, sir.
You may get in. [explodes] Ah, what nasty luck.
A blowout. Well, we’ll take
compact instead. Quick, pull over to the curb! Was I speeding? No, no, you fool! It’s the mad bomber!
He’s running up that hill! -After him.
-Stop, or I’ll shoot. [laughing maniacally] I warn you,
I have been trained to kill. [laughing maniacally] [laughter] [explodes] Uh, taxi, taxi! [Inspector]We finally arrived
at The Commissioner’s
country housewhere we enjoyed
the simple pastoral life.I have made a thorough search and you can be sure that
there is not one bomb
on these premises. [chuckles] Oh, that’s splendid. One, two! One, two! -One, two…
can you hear me? If so, signify
by moving your hand. [Inspector]The Commissioner
impressed it upon me
to search more painstakinglyand I soon met with success.To render a bomb harmless,first you must remain composed
and second,plunge the bomb
into water as quickly
as possible.I hate you. [Inspector]
We found the French Riviera
most enjoyable.Hurry up with
my sunburn lotion! Uh, coming, sir. A-ha! What is this? Could it be a fuse? I believe it is a fuse. Commissioner… -[explodes]
-Yes? Here’s your sunburn lotion. [Inspector]
I decided it would be
safer to get out of France.[guffawing] There’s no bombers
up here, eh, Inspector? But of course not.
Relax and enjoy yourself. [sighs] Peace and quiet at last. [explodes] [Inspector]
My unerring powers
of deductionfinally led to the capture
of the elusive mad bomber.And I magnanimously
allowed the credit
to pass to my superior.The photographers
are here now, sir. Very good.
Send them in. Take off your hat,
you ill-mannered idiot! [explodes] [Inspector]And so, with that,
I marked the case
officially closed.That was the last
of the mad bomber.[explodes] [Inspector]Or was it?