Markiplier Animated | MR. MASSAGY

Markiplier Animated | MR. MASSAGY


Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to Mr. Massagy! Hey Johnny ya’ great bastard! It’s your old mate Oliver here! Listen… the night is young and so are we. OH I’ve been *kisses muscles* LOADIN’ MY MAN GUNS! HAIIIHHH! *pop* *deflates* What’s my profile… There’s a sexy guy in my photo! *laughter* Oh wait it’s just me! Well that sounds like me! πŸ™‚ WOOH! I’ve got a match! *female voice* Hi Johnny, I’m soo glad you made it This means a lot to me.. *Freaked out Markimoo* AHHHH! *More freaking out Markimoo* AHHHHHHHH! You know what, that’s literally racist buddy.. Yeah, I am a werewolf! OH MY GOSH! So once I dated that stable boy And he had a pet duck And emphasis on HAD… I Just couldn’t resist that delicious looking duck! I’m gonna make a duck sound! *Really squeaky duck sound noise thing* *Growling sounds* OH FU- OH FUCKING FUCK HOLY SHIT! You’ve been nothing but charming and understanding and only slightly racist tonight! So you know what?! *seductively* I want you to be the first guy welcomed into my cave… πŸ˜‰ IS THAT A EUPHEMISM? AH! I don’t like WHAT’S GOING ON HERE! AND A FUCKING WEREWOLF! I’M NOT A DUCK! Oh that’s- oh boy That’s nice πŸ™‚ Oh that- *Surprised/what/confused Markimoo noises* Okay that’s fine… *GETTING THE FUCK OUTTA THERE MARKIMOO* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *Nice music :)*

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  1. HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  2. I love how she starts jumping on his back as a wolf and then his shirt is suddenly ripped with scratch marks reading " I <3 you".

  3. Gotta love how he done a Scottish accent for that Australian bastard. I get it the Australian and Irish accent is difficult but keep trying! (A lot of people go slightly Russian when doing Irish trust me a friend of mine does)
    This animation is great though. I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees the paws being feet idea for warewolves and wolf human hybrids. Fair play

  4. i was trying not to laugh…… when i heard mark scream running from the cave i had to laugh….my face hurts now.

  5. Wolf!Amy's Linger Profile: "I LOVE DOGS, MAKEUP, GOOF BALL BOIS"

    Mark: "Woo! That sounds like me!"

  6. Lol, when Mark forgot Amy's coffee in the morning and makes a weird duck sound as an excuse, Amy be like;

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