Malfurion v Valeera: A Hearthstone Cartoon | Wronchi Animation
Innkeeper: Ooh! Innkeeper: Malfurion! Innkeeper: Versus… Innkeeper: *lagging* Innkeeper: Valeera! *flies away* Malfurion: I must protect the wild! Valeera: Watch… Valeera: Your… Malfurion: …… Valeera: ……b- *game begins* Malfurion: My greetings. Valeera: Happy feast of Win– Valeera: The pleasure is mine. Small-Time Buccaneer: “Who goes th’arr?” Malfurion: Ah! Malfurion: *pls don’t* Patches the Pirate: I’M IN CHARGE NOW! *cannon fires* Malfurion: F*ck… Malfurion: WRATH Small-Time Buccaneer: Umm… *Squish* Valeera: Ha! Patches: I’m– Patches: I’m–
Patches: I’m– Patches: I’m–
Patches: I’m– Patches: I’M… Patches: …CHARRRGE! Malfurion: My mana is low… Malfurion: HA! Malfurion: *effort*
Here– Valeera: Here we go! Patches the Pirate: Aye! Malfurion: Oof!! Jade Spirit: Who-ooh!! *Golem barf* Valeera: Ha!! Patches: I’M IN CHARRRGE! Patches the Pirates: I’M IN CHARGE! I’M IN CHARGE! I’M IN CHARGE! I’M IN CHARGE! Valeera: Ahahahahahahaha! Valeera: Ahehheha– *Malfurion swipes* Valeera: AAAAHHH–!!
[Translation: FUUUU–] Narrator: We move ahead to… a later turn now Malfurion: Hah-hah!!
[Translation: Jade Spam Incoming!!] Malfurion: Hah Hah! Jade Spirit: Who-ooh!! *Double Golem Barf* Malfurion: Hah Hah! [JADESPAM INTENSIFIES] Gadgetzan Auctioneer: I got the best deals anywhere!! Gadgetzan Auctioneer: Deals! *Counterfeit coin!* Gadgetzan Auctioneer: I got deals! *Shiv!* Gadgetzan Auctioneer: I got deals! *Preparation!* Gadgetzan Auctioneer: I got deals! *Sap!* Gadgetzan Auctioneer: Deals! *Preparation!* Gadgetzan Auctioneer: Deals! *Backstab!* *Effort amounts to nothing* Malfurion: …… Malfurion: Hah Haaa! Valeera (Thinking): .. Fuck it. *Eviscerate!* *Self-Evisceration!*
Valeera: UGGGHH!!! Gadgetzan Auctioneer: I got deals! Brian: Thanks for watching. Wronchi Animation is fuelled by my supporters on Patreon, of which you can see the top supporters’ names scrolling right now. Thank you so much; I’m excited to make more cartoons and I’ve been livestreaming the process on Twitch if you wanna check that out and follow. And say hi sometime (please)? I’m streaming pretty often. And, uh, I think that’s it. Thank you so much for watching. I will see you later when another cartoon happens! Coz that’s– that’s what’s gonna happen.