Lorenzo Learns to Be a Kid | Hey Arnold! | NickRewind

Lorenzo Learns to Be a Kid | Hey Arnold! | NickRewind


HOW YOU DOING,
LORENZO? IT’S NO USE. I’LL
NEVER LEARN HOW TO BE A KID. COME ON, YOU’RE
JUST GETTING STARTED. DON’T GIVE UP. COME ON, YOU BUNCH
OF WUSSY BABIES! OH, WHOA, WHOA…! HEY, BUBBA,
WATCH THIS. All three:
OH, OH, WHOA, WHOA! YOU GUYS DON’T WANT ME TO ACTUALLY WALK ACROSS
THIS PIPE, DO YOU? GO AHEAD. YOU CAN DO IT. WHAT IF I FALL? IT’S ONLY MUD, LORENZO. YOU CAN DO IT. ARNOLD, THIS
IS POINTLESS MILDLY DANGEROUS AND ALL WE’LL
ACCOMPLISH IS TO GET MUDDY
AND SMELLY. WHERE’S THE FUN? WHOA, WHOA… WHOA! WHOA, LOOK AT ME. I’M ALL MUDDY AND…
( sniffing ) I SMELL! All:
YAY! ( yelling like Tarzan ) HOW’S IT FEEL, LORENZO? I’M A KID! I’M A KID! Mother:
LORENZO! WHERE WERE YOU?! ARE YOU OKAY? YEAH, MOM, I’M FINE,
I’M FINE. YOU’RE
COVERED IN MUD! YOU’VE MISSED ALL
YOUR APPOINTMENTS. BUT IT WAS GREAT. I THREW ROCKS IN THE DUMPSTER I PLAYED BASEBALL,
I LOOKED AT THE CLOUDS I ATE FOOD WITH
NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE. MOM, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER,
I FELT LIKE A KID. THIS IS TERRIBLE. I’M GOING TO CALL
DR. HERBERT. MOM, CALM DOWN. DON’T DO THIS IN
FRONT OF MY FRIENDS. YOUR FRIENDS? I LIKE THESE KIDS. I LIKE THIS SCHOOL. I WANT TO STAY
AT P.S. 118. ( sighs )
OKAY, LORENZO. I SENSE YOUR PASSION ABOUT THIS
AND WE’LL DISCUSS IT AT OUR FAMILY PRODUCTION MEETING
ON MONDAY. OKAY. TIME TO GO,
LORENZO. THANKS, ARNOLD. HELLO. RIGHT. SEE YOU TOMORROW, ARNOLD. I MIGHT BE RUNNING
A LITTLE LATE. TAKE THE HIGHWAY, PETER. WE’RE BEHIND SCHEDULE.

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  1. The strangest thing about this episode is that it was shown a bit after "Arnold's Room", creating a continuity error. But this was produced first ("Crabby Author"/Rich Kid" was #044 and "Arnold's Room"/"Helga Vs. Big Patty" was #048).

  2. “Look at me! I’m all muddy, and- I SMELL!”

    I don’t know why, but that line really stuck with me as a kid.

    Also, isn’t Lorenzo pretty similar to Pepito from _Madeline_?

  3. Lorenzo: "WHOA! Look at me, I'm muddy and… [sniffs] I SMELL!!!"
    Me: Uh… I'm not sure that IS mud. lol

    Sorry, couldn't resist.

  4. Maybe when Arnold brings his folks back home, he'll probably get his old persona back and act like a kid again as well.

  5. 4 things always puzzled me as a kid about Lorenzo in general:
    1. "he has a cell phone?" (i was like in 1st grade when this episode was out cell phone weren't so common, ironically nowadays we see 5 year old with cell phones, with service, beepers nowadays, only in the medical department i've read they still use em)

    2. if Sid broke his phone why can't he buy a new one, he's rich isn't he?

    3. as a hispanic myself (and as dumb as i was) i found it strange he was rich and hispanic, (not to be racist, but as a kid i used to associate being rich as a white people thing, now there is a possibility his dad was white or maybe not we will never know, since we never saw him)

    4. had it been my mom. i wouldn't have been able to hang out with them ever again… and i'd get lectured…

    and this is just an additional thing but related, my parents were pretty strict and overprotective about me,like Lorenzo's mother idk if its just a hispanic thing or what (if u see some pokemon videos, i have posted my pokemon story on it) , but it REALLY is true, strict parents DO create sneaky kids.i too was like Lorenzo "but what if this or that" but after awhile you get so tired of being sheltered, restricted, and protective so u sneak out, you get caught, but u learn from that, to not get caught again. idk…

  6. Okay, here's my theory. I think once Harold fell in, the others decided to do it as way to break Lorenzo out of his shell.

  7. Lorenzo is most certainly my 2nd fav in Hey Arnold. It's a shame they didn't have him in the show more offen. 🙁

  8. Lorenzo was underrated. Apparently, his voice actor went through puberty after only a few episodes and they chose not to replace him. He's a season 3 exclusive.

  9. I just adore how Helga smiles in every frame she is shown, looks like the boys don't really mind her and i also love how supportive she looks about the whole thing

  10. His mom's voice kinda reminds me of Milla from Psychonauts, though it's a different actress. Funnily enough though, the mom's voice actress Nikka Futterman (who also played Olga) would end up voicing Dogen in Psychonauts, so theres some connection at least.

  11. im the opposite when it comes to dirty, i remember the pipes busted and i had to go 2 days without showering because it was winter, the bottom of my feet were dirty and it was very itchy, i dint like that at all.

  12. This reminds me off when this kid was chasing his friend around and his mom was like (what are they doing) I then said to her (um I think they’re being kids) she then said (oh I haven’t been a kids in a long time so I did realize it)

  13. People saying how lit that mudslide is. I'm sure Mudboy from Jumanji would say he could build a better one.

  14. Back when it was dafe for parents to let their kids go off with their friends to play in dirt.

  15. Couldn't even play in the landfill.
    When I went to the landfill dump with my dad in his old beat up truck, he told me anyone under 12 are supposed to stay in the truck and watch. After I turned 12, I helped my dad unload the truck.

  16. I never understood why Arnold's voice was always so quiet, it seemed his voice could hardly ever get to a high volume.

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