Don’t forget Koji, when I win this race, you’re taking a bath! Ugh, no way. Your sand-papery tongue feels so WEIRD. Sorry dude, only way out of it is if you can beat me, and that’s not happening. Well if I win, you have to eat that flaming hot dragon pepper I found. Your mouth is gonna burn! Not if I cool it off with this! No! No! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Your bird can run on water? …of course it can! Just like I planned— Just like I planned!! Hey, thanks for the help! See you at the finish line! You’re gonna play like that, huh? Hey! You… CHEATER! So…I still won, right? No way….ya hairless nugget! Puggorillas have been secured.
Advance to next village. What is that? What? Puggorillas? Scan complete. No data found for ‘hairless nugget.’ Bath time’s over. What? No, you still need to… Holy cow… The bigger they are… The harder they explode! Oops. You ready for this?