Jemaine Clement – Shiny (From “Moana”)


[plops]♪♪♪♪ Well, Tamatoa hasn’t
always been this glam ♪ ♪ I was a drab
little crab once ♪ ♪ Now I know I can be
happy as a clam ♪ ♪ Because I’m beautiful,
baby ♪ ♪ Did your granny say,
“Listen to your heart ♪ ♪ Be who you are
on the inside”? ♪ ♪ I need three words
to tear her argument apart ♪ ♪ Your granny lied ♪ ♪ I’d rather be shiny ♪ ♪ Like a treasure
from a sunken pirate wreck ♪ ♪ Scrub the deck ♪ ♪ And make it look shiny ♪ ♪ I will sparkle like
a wealthy woman’s neck ♪ ♪ Just a sec ♪ ♪ Don’t cha know ♪ ♪ Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb ♪ ♪ They chase anything
that glitters ♪ ♪ Beginners, oh ♪ ♪ And here
they come, come, come ♪ ♪ To the brightest thing
that glitters ♪ ♪ Mmm, fish dinners ♪ ♪ I just love free food ♪♪ Free food ♪♪ And you look like seafood ♪♪ Seafood ♪No! Hey, clam cake! I’m back. Mwah. It’s Maui time! [gasps] [yelps] What do you say,
little buddy? Giant hawk– coming up. Cha-hoo! Cha-hoo! [gasps] ♪ Well, well, well ♪ ♪ Little Maui’s having
trouble with his look ♪ ♪ Ya little semi, demi
mini god! ♪ Ouch. ♪ What a terrible performance,
get the hook! ♪ Get it?
♪ You don’t swing it
like you used to, man ♪ ♪ Yet I have to give you
credit for my start ♪ ♪ And your tattoos
on the outside ♪ ♪ For just like you ♪ ♪ I made myself
a work of art ♪ ♪ I’ll never hide ♪ ♪ I can’t, I’m too shiny! ♪ ♪ Watch me dazzle
like a diamond in the rough ♪ ♪ Strut my stuff ♪ ♪ My stuff is so shiny! ♪ ♪ Send your armies,
but they’ll never be enough! ♪ ♪ My shell’s too tough,
Maui, man ♪ ♪ You could try, try, try ♪ ♪ But you can’t expect
a demigod ♪ ♪ To beat a decapod ♪ Look it up. ♪ You will die, die, die ♪ ♪ Now it’s time
for me to take apart ♪ ♪ Your achin’ heart ♪ ♪ Far from the ones
who abandoned you ♪ ♪ Chasing the love
of these humans ♪ ♪ Who made you feel wanted ♪ ♪ You try to be tough ♪ ♪ But your armor’s
just not hard enough ♪ ♪ Maui, now it’s time
to kick your heinie ♪ ♪ Ever seen someone so shiny ♪ ♪ Soak it in ’cause it’s
the last you’ll ever see ♪♪ C’est la vie, mon ami ♪♪ I’m so shiny ♪ ♪ Now I eat you
so prepare your final plea ♪ ♪ Just for me ♪ ♪ You’ll never
be quite as shiny ♪ ♪ You wish you were
nice n’ shiny ♪ [grunting] [girl] Hey! Hm? I got something shiny
for ya.

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