Jacksepticeye Animated | DETAINED! (Papers,Please)

Jacksepticeye Animated | DETAINED! (Papers,Please)


*papers, please theme plays* BUH, BUH, BUH, BUH *WAPOOSH* Top of the morning to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye, and welcome to “Papers, Please!” Next, please! Move it along! Hello, little lady! :3 😉 Look at your little head! *discrepancy detected* Your weight is different. Did you take a poop before you got here? Uh, we’re gonna have a “DENIED,” and we’re gonna have a reason, and we’re gonna say get the fuck out of my line. AH BA BYE! I can do all this shit now! *Le Jack messes around with Le buttons* *Oh hello Sam!* Matching. Matching. Matching. *robotic accent* all, numbers matching. So good. *vibrate* Feels good! *Russian Jackaboy* I fought in Kolechia for 5 years. If you think this is bad, In Arstotzka, it is 10 times worse than Kolechia. *weird fairground like music playing and screams* I do not blame them for coming here. – Anyways you are doing well, keep it up.
-Thanks, bro! Brofist! *insert middle finger joke here* …He brofisted me before he left. You couldn’t see it because it’s all pixelated. Everybody go home, I have to go back to my wife and kids! (jack thats my house :/) Everybody gets medicine, everybody gets heat and food, Oh, it’s like fuckin’ KRIZZITY CHRISTMAS UP IN HERE! Oh, god.. Good morning, Inspector. *Inspector Jackaboy* I just have a few questions for you. Ok…. I’m scared Have you seen anything like THIS?! *NOT SAM* AHH! FUCK! NO! Uh, NO! *eye twitch* DETAINEEED!! Hello, little potato man. Oh, you’re the one that always causes trouble. You’ve, like, fake tickets, don’tcha? See? He’s like, “I wanna get in,” but he doesn’t even have any fucking documents. WHOA! What happened?! No! Get back! He tried to jump the border, you can’t do that! You have to go through the checkpoint– DUDE!! NO! *guns firing* He got shot! *explosion* NO! *Raining potatoes* Potato bro… You were always my favorite! (RIP Little Potato Man 2013 – 2016) buh buh buh GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA, GREATEST COUNTRY MAKE US PROOOOUUUUDDDDD

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  1. Potato man,potato man potato tato tato tato tato hello little potato man Your the one that always causes trouble see you have like fake tickets don’t ya

    That’s bad that’s bad that’s bad he got shot!!

    No little potato man you were always my favourite

    Screams*

  2. If PAPERS PLEASE 2 becomes a thing, here's some of my ideas for the game environment:

    -its the 20th century

    -Obristan has United with Republia to form "The Republic of Narcis"

    -Kolechia Has split into East and West Kolechia

    -East Kolechia Borders Arstotzka

    -Antegria and Impor is at War, now you have to detain Antegrian and Imporian troops that went A.W.O.L trying to escape the war.

    -43 citations will get you fired and replaced with another inspector

  3. 1:35 to 1:37 I was about to scream the lyrics but remembered I was on a bus lol but I did it in my head

  4. 0:01– 😀 I remember this one too. I think this is one of two games that you re-played on the channel. The other being 'Shadow of the Colossus', your favorite.
    0:10– Garfield the cat makes an appropriate 'I hate Mondays' calendar.
    0:23– "I can do all this shit now. (random stuff appears)" 😛 (laughs)
    1:00– 🙁 Oh no… Well, a very small flat can feel like that at times.
    1:19– "Have you seen anything like this?" Sam! Oh crap, they are being seen as a criminal.
    End- That was done well and quite funny.

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  6. 1:34

    Hello little potatoman, your the one that always causes trouble, see.
    You like fake tickets don’t you?
    That’s bad, that’s bad,
    That’s bad that’s bad.
    He got shot! NO!
    Little Potatoman!
    You were always my favorite.

  7. This is a long story but I am a bodyguard for hire and the code word for when my client wanted me to tackle a person was DETAINED so i was at a Christmas party and my family and friends where skating and I was getting mine on when i here my client say DETAINED not in a shout but softly he later told me that he was telling his girlfriend about me and that word i did not know at the time so i laced up the second one and skated so fast THE laces BROKE but I kept going and tackled my client s girlfriend so hard into the ice it broke and we fell into the lake after they got us out i apologized and things WHERE fine after but its still funny to hear the word DETAINED

  8. We need another animated Papers Please for Sean’s “Papers Please Revisited” because that series is full of animated gold. Sign me up for that GoFundMe!

  9. This is like my 20th time watching this video and I'm just noticing Garfield on the I Hate Mondays calender winks at you… 1:45

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