This idea basically
was a lay-up for us. Just how do we make Joe’s
stupid face look even worse? …is Joe lost his tour
about three decades ago, and he’s been living
under the earth ever since. Neal: Middle of the summer,
when it’s 110 degrees outside, this is the place to be,
I’ll tell you that. When you guys see Joe
for the first time, that’s the first time
we’re seeing Joe. I can’t wait for this. So, as we’re coming
through here, kind of look along the ceiling. We got
lots of these little divots. Here we go! You’ll notice
these cracks. That’s the water movement
when all this was underwater. Joe: Hello? -Ohh!
-See how this — Oh. -[ Gasps ]
-Yo! -Oh, hey, man.
-Ohh. -Are you all right?
-Yeah. What’s up? [ Jokers laughing ]
Oh, my God! Aah! Oh, my God! Aah! Murr: Look, look!
She’s shocked! Oh, my God. For real, though,
that’s freaking me out. It’s freaking you out? Imagine
what this is like for me! -No.
-You all right, dude? I watch too many movies. I got lost
a little while ago. Hey. I didn’t think he was
gonna come out… I was waiting
for my parents. [ Jokers laughing ] I’ve been down here since 1987. [ Laughter ] Dad said, “Don’t have a cow,
man. Talk to the hand.” And I was here.
I got all turned around. What happened was, I was
looking for the gift shop. It’s on down to the left. [ Jokers laughing ] I went up my ass
and to the left here… -I like your shirt.
-I’m the Beef. Joe, be proud of your
“I’m the Beef” shirt. I’m the beef. Q: “I’m the beef.” I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to
interrupt. I’ll just fall in. Neal: O-Okay.
Well, the water — Again, the water
that moves through it, that just
opens up the cave, so this water
usually was rain coming up
over the walkway. Do y’all have
any questions? I have — I have
a lot of questions. -Uh, yeah. Go ahead.
-Um… Let’s start with,
what year is it? -It’s 2018, sir.
-Okay. Let me check my pager. Joe, have them fall in line and walk in front of them
like you’re a sergeant. Why don’t you let me
just tell everybody? Q: Get pissed
at everybody. This water comes every —
Come on. Neal. This is what happened. You go up this ravine,
and it’s a dead end! -It goes up like 200 feet.
-350 feet, Neal! Goes up 350 feet, okay?! I mean, if you’re gonna
talk out of your ass, turn around so I can
understand ya. [ Jokers laughing ] Q: “Anybody know
who shot J.R.?” Do you guys know
who shot J.R.? ‘Cause I missed — J.R. from “Dallas.”
I missed that. It’s been on my mind
for so long. “Dad?” Dad? What? Didn’t say shit.
[ Chuckles ] [ Jokers laughing ] Neal: Guys, uh,
follow me out of here. Joe:
I’m dying to get outside. “Did Mondale get
a second term?” Did Mondale get
a second term? [ Jokers laughing ] Murr: Uh, okay. We’re still
rolling here, guys. [ Joe screams ] [ Jokers screaming ] -Don’t do that!
-Oh, my God. -Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God. That scared the shit out of me!
Oh, my God! ♪♪