I’m a wuss

I’m a wuss


heyoooo so I’m kind of a huge baby you might even say i’m a.. scaredy cat *ba dum tss* let’s talk about that! ♫ Intro Music (info & links in the description!) ♫ When I was a little kid a lil babby i’d hang out with my older brother and the
cool kid from next door if you went through our back yard and up the stairs and climbed over the wall there was a wood, like a little forest a wood where the people who lived along it would throw their rubbish their rubbish that was too big to fit in the
bin and they were too lazy to bring to the skip because apparently dragging it up over the
wall and dumping it in the forest is less effort? its a bit sad, but for us it was actually pretty cool ‘cuz
we had the most epic treasure hunts once we found a lawnmower which could have gone very wrong now that
I’m thinking about it luckily we apparently found the lawnmower
kinda boring because we left it alone we also once found pieces of a china plate
scattered throughout the forest but we didn’t have any glue so we used sellotape
to stick them all together we actually made a whole plate though which
was pretty cool one day we were treasure hunting and I saw a shard of thick glass poking out
of the ground I thought it looked cool it had, like, 3D parts on it so I tried digging it out while my brother and our cool neighbour planned
out where to build the next secret hideout I’d almost uncovered it when I noticed something red out of the corner
of my eye it was my hand I had cut my hand open the thing is it didn’t hurt but the just the fact that I’d cut myself
was too much for ‘lil ol’ me but you know I was a little babby it’s pretty normal to be scared by seeing
your hand covered in blood at that age but I feel like some of this irrational worry
stuck with me even into adulthood not that I, like, burst into tears from stubbing my toe or something but I have the tendency to avoid doing certain
things if there’s even a small chance of it going
wrong. it’s annoying because some things I can do absolutely fearlessly the first example that comes to my head is in Germany whereilivebythewayifyoudidn’tcatchthatlalready there’s this stuff called Mett it’s essentially raw pork and people over here eat it on a bread roll
for breakfast if you’ve never heard of this you’re probably
going to have one of two reactions: “huh, cool.” or “WHAT THE FU-” Because it’s raw meat, you know, stuff that’s supposed to be kinda super
poisonous but to me it’s like.. if it wouldn’t be safe to eat it wouldn’t be sold ready to eat in supermarkets and consumed all across the country for breakfast so I’ll happily eat this stuff without even a touch of doubt that it won’t
poison me yet I’m afraid to cross a street not at
a zebra crossing even though I can clearly see there’s no
cars and I’m scared to cut a roll while holding
it in my hand I guess it’s like, if I’m able to convince myself there’s absolutely
no risk I’m fine but if there’s a small chance it could go
wrong I get anxious about it? So close to my friend’s house is this canal and we go there for walks at, like, 2am every
now and then it’s a very safe area and there’s cool
fish and stuff in the water right at the end of the canal there are these
two bodies of water one of them has these big reeds growing out
of it but there’s a little bridge of stone in
between them which you can actually walk along to get to
the other side the water is incredibly shallow it’s maybe like… 1 foot deep? (about 30cm) So even if you fell in it’d be a bit gross but that’s about it but I don’t know something is always holding me back telling me not to go even though all my friends did it even though there’s essentially no risk just in case huh.

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  1. I got video recommended by YouTube and though I can't understand much of this. I like your art style I became adicted. I'm used to Spanish art videos maybe this why I got this video recommended. Subscribed

  2. hi chipflake, I translated your episode into Polish language : D
    Edit:what would you say that I will translate all your new episodes into Polish language?

  3. Chip: "you'll have 1 of 2 reactions."

    Me: has one reaction, then the other

    Chip: You weren't supposed to do that

  4. Chipflake: It's pretty normal beaing scared seeing a hand covered with blood at that age
    Me at THAT AGE: has a glass in left ankle seeing blood Hey brother I think we have code red

  5. 4:00 Those animals in the background remind me of the horrorterrors from homestuck because of the way they are drawn

  6. 2:07 in perù (where i live, and also in spain) theres something like that, called, jamonada, and yeah, its not cooked but they just like desinfect it and sell it for make it safe

  7. What was discussed in this video: Chip has a rational amount of anxiety and is a bit overly cautious.

    What everyone else got from this video: Another new art style.😸

  8. I… I don't what to say with Chips new voice… I just.. Looked back on his old videos and freaked the heck out, I thought this day would never come

  9. 3:33 actully there is a huge risk there
    1. In the reeds giant hogweed could be growing and although touching it wont hurt wait in the sun for a few minutes and your life will change
    2. In the water there could be so many diseases
    3. Falling off you could hit your head be knocked unconscious and your freinds may not notice

  10. as far as i know, the mett thats sold specifically for mettbrötchen is at least somewhat heat-treated (i mean, it even looks more light in colour than normal mincemeat? or maybe my eyes suck lol).. and even if it isnt, its probably the freshest meat so that its safe to eat. so yeah, no cause for concern haha

  11. Everyone saying there fears here When I’ve already posted mine in ur fears video hehe also love the bi mug in the background

  12. When I get my food out of the oven I turn it off , wait 10min , then cover my hands with towels because I don't want to burn my hand

  13. OmG! When I was 3! I fell and I got a huge scar on my leg! I saw it and it didn't hurt, and yes I was babi too, so meh cri vewy much

  14. Please don't burn yourself out with loads of different art styles, Chip. I will admit I loved the stop-motion at the end (pretty sure that's what it was) but, please, look after your wee self.

  15. Am I the only one that noticed that Chip seemed to have a bit of a deeper voice in this video, or is it just me?
    Also, did chip change his style again?

  16. I fear no man, but that thing..
    Everything
    I T S C A R E S M E

    Also, I almost lost my pinky toe, so now I avoid any broken glass, and I'm scared I'll drop anything glass.

  17. i haven't watched you in a while, no idea why (well, i suppose i haven't been recommended your videos like wtf), but why is your intro not like your normal voice, is that intentional or what?

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