I wuv my dog so much I want our bodies to become one People say we look the same. I know. I could just eat him up, he’s so cute I only use dog shampoo now I let my dog take me for walks. If i could marry my dog, I would. I would never have sex with my dog. Unless he thought I was cute. Good news! He thinks I’m cute! I married my dog! I went too far. I LOVE MY DOG!