Panini Tomato mozarella Here I am! I can’t believe everyone went to eat at the cafeteria In such a dangerous epidemic period They are totally reckless Oh, look! A panini shop that seems to be almost bankrupted Perfect! Eating here will divide my chances of finding someone else’s saliva in my food by 10 Well well well Which panini am I gonna have? People who whistle annoy me so much… Have I ever asked To bear this metaphorical whistle of this person’s awfully exhibited good mood? A monday morning In my OWN ears? While waiting for the elevator? Does he even ask himself if, me too, I spent a nice Sunday? No! That’s unbearable! Which floor? 10th floor Ah, me too Oh, there’s “Parasite” of Bong Joon Ho! I really wanna see it But in such an epidemic period with this Coronavirus Go and see a movie called “Parasite”…. I shouldn’t mess up with karma that much Well, let’s see Oh look at that! “Life is beautiful, just like a sunflower under the sun” This That’s a movie that seems to spread health, Prosperity and peace All right, let’s go! Let me see… Single ticket…. Oh look at that “Life is beautiful just like a sunflower under the sun” Perfect! It’s still on screen! Alalala… With these strikes No taxis, no electric kickboards And here i am In this bacteria nest Well at least I covered my face my hands and my feet with hand sanitizer I minimize risks It would be indecently unlucky to have a coughing man sitting right next to me and starts to cough on me… Oh my… What the heck did this one do? I can smell alcohol on him even 10 kms away My eyes are itching He’s gonna… He’s gonna make me sneeze Hello! I would like to have an information about the… Everyone, hands up! Come on, give me all your money, I’m in a rush Let’s go, faster faster I said… Hands up… Hello?