Child’s Play Parody

Child’s Play Parody


Kermit: Isn’t Manhattan wonderful, Piggy? Piggy: Oh Kermie, it’s so romantic. Piggy: Oh look, a hockey player! Kermit: AHH!!! He’s killing me! And not with laughter. Piggy: Leave my Frog alone you masked freak! Piggy: Heeey-yaaaaah!!! Kermit: (pants) Oh, thanks Piggy. Piggy: Make love to me Frog. (Kissing Sounds) Tiff: Ugh, Chucky… can’t we watch something else? Chucky: Tiff, change the channel back RIGHT N- TV: Chucky’s back! Chucky: What the…? Reboot Chucky: Hi, I’m Chucky! Wanna play? Reboot Chucky: …(evil voice) again? TV: Child’s Play: The Remake They’re rebooting me!!! How can they do that? Because the rights to my franchise are fractured. I mean, sure… maybe I’m getting a little long in the tooth… and my storyline is more convoluted than ever, but they don’t gotta do me like this! What are you gonna do Chucky? What i do best! (Chucky Laugh) Andy, even though you are 13? 14? Well, you’re old. I got you a doll to be your best friend. Because I love you and you’re a loser. Mom! I wanted V-Bucks! Just take the damn doll. Hi, I’m Chucky. Wanna play? Yeah, I wanna play Fortnite. That’s not very nice… (Evil Voice) Andy. Well, this is the right address. Now time to find my imposter. So, if this is a remake of my first film… then I’m probably in Andy’s room planning something devious no doubt. (Chucky Laugh) This game is fun and not repetitive! Hi! Would you like me to hack your game? You can do that?! Uh-huh! I’ve unlocked all in-game content. be warned these items give you no competitive edge- Yes! Jazz hands emotes! What the hell? Time to meet your maker! Hi I’m Chucky, what’s your name? The original Chucky you sloppy seconds. That was mean. Well, you don’t get 7 movies by being nice. Are we really going to count your 2 direct to videos? Why you piece of garbage! No, garbage would be Seed of Chucky. Hey, at least I gots a TV series! Because that’s the only place you’re still accepted. That does it!! I’m gonna tear you limb from limb! (Coughing) I… am… …indestructible. Ripping off the Terminator and doing a poor imitation of my voice. Yes, I’m a smart toy android. Oooh. An android. Hehe. How stupid. Like your origin story makes any sense What’s so far-fetched about a guy who transfers his soul into a doll… Oh yeah, I see your point. Well, at least I don’t need no wi-fi. That’s because there was no wi-fi back in your day, Old Man. Get off my lawn! Can you both shut-up! I’m trying to play my game! Andy doesn’t want either of us. W-we’re both antiquated. Yeah, kids today only care about texting and shooting each other online. Oh. My Andy didn’t want me either! I’m a wooden doll with a pull-string! A pull-string!! Eh… Sorry about trying to kill you. Uh, me. Screw Andy! I have a great idea! (Chucky Laugh) Gonzo: Here’s Kermit’s arm. Fozzie: Thanks Gonzo! Kermit: (Cough) Fozzie… Kermit: (Cough) Where’s Piggy? Fozzie: She’s dead Kermit! Kermit: Oh, darn. (Cough) Fozzie: Wacka! Wacka! Gonzo: Not my nose! (Everyone screams as Jason attacks) (Everybody laughs) Nothing beats the classics. Except for a superior remakes. Don’t start. My son is such a loser. Am I sure he’s not adopted? I’m pretty sure he is.

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