There’s garbage here
and garbage over here. There’s garbage everywhere! [gasps] We are on
all of the time. I guess the network
is just giving the people
what they want. -And they want us.
-[all cheering] What they really want
are classic cartoons like Jonny Quest,
Josie and the Pussycats,
and Scooby-Doo. But they’re never on
because you keep taking up
all the time slots. If those classic cartoons
can’t stand the competition, then they don’t deserve
to be on television. Competition? Between you
and a classic cartoon? [laughs] Robin,
you just gave me an idea. Ugh. We hate it
when you have ideas. Too late. -[all scream]
-[static] [Control Freak]
It’s time for
the Family Feud. Introducing for today’s feud, the super hero team
countless childhoods. The Teen Titans. What’s going on? I think we’re on Family Feud. We is definitely on the Feud. -[all celebrating]
-Don’t celebrate yet, Titans. We still don’t know
what Control Freak
has in store for us. And introducing
their competition, TV’s most beloved
mystery solvers, the Scooby gang. -Like, where are we, Scoob?
-Yeah, where are we? Jeepers.
One minute we’re being
chased by the zombie zamboni at the old,
abandoned ice rink, and then the next minute
we’re here. Jinkies!
And here appears to be
the set of a game show. I have a feeling
this might be connected to that devious
real estate developer
Baron von Billfold. [sinister laugh] -Zoinks!
-Yeah, zoinks. [audience laughing] Well, we better play along
to find out, gang. They’re an even more
wholesome good time
than I hoped. They’re the coolest.
I love you, Scooby-Doo! Aw, shucks. [chuckles] Everyone, on your marks,
’cause it’s time for
the Family Feud. Now, whichever team
wins today’s game will receive
a dedicated time slot
on network television. And the losing team will
find themselves canceled. -[all gasp]