Cartoon Hook-Ups: The Series – Episode 2


Sounds like you after I dumped your ass. What the hell! Hey babe, you ready to go? Who are you? I’m so sick of all this sexual stuff. Yeah, who needs it? I need you to investigate. Fine. I’ll do it. She has braided blonde hair, and a long blue dress. M’yellow, blue dress. Pretty sure there’s only one Elsa around here. Yeah, and she appears to be leaving with arguably the sluttiest dude at the motel. [Baby Crying] Not this again. Sonic, we need to talk. Oh, Sonic’s not here. I think he went on break… or left the country. When are you going to stop avoiding me? I’m telling you, Amy, it’s not mine! Aw, let’s see the little cutie. I don’t know, Sonic. She has your eyes. Damn, you look fine ass hell! Thanks. It’s so crazy we haven’t met before. I know, right? Hey. Hey, babe. Do you have a quarter? Why do you need a quarter? There’s a vending machine in the bathroom. I want a candy bar. I doubt it has candy bars in it. Why don’t you just go outside and play? But I really want a candy bar. Batman! Please. Can’t you see I’m busy? …Fine… Now where were we? I think you were going to tell me what a pathetic loser I am. No way! She sucks! How could she do that to you? I don’t know. Everything was going so well with us. Why don’t you go up there and stop her? It’s no use. Well, let me buy you another drink. No, thanks. I think I’ve had enough. Don’t let his concern fool you. He’s just trying to get in your pants. Deadpool, you’re such a dick derailer. You mean a phallus foiler? I think you guys mean *Bleep* blocker. Are you supposed to even be able to talk? Screw you, dude. Well, excuuuse me, princess! And there she is! The love of my life! Ugh. Do I need to file a restraining order or something? That sounds dirty! Let me just keep you company. Actually me and… Spiderboy, right? Close enough. …were just about to head to my bedroom. We were? Are you serious!? We’re essentially the same design! And I’m way more clever! No, you’re not. Sure, I am. I’m offering moral support. You’re welcome. Oh… Thank you. When I said you could use our room to take a nap, I didn’t think you were going to move in! Hey, I didn’t know either! This motel is severely overbooked. Well, you can’t stay. I get it. God! I’m actually getting worried about Spiderman. I’m sure he’s fine. We should look for him. Fine! Wait, I have to see something. Seriously?! Get a life. Ha Ha! Ha Ha! Hey. How’s it going? Hey. Can I help you? Yeah, I gotta reservation. Uh. Barry
Ponds. Oh, Yeah. You’ll be in room 312. Hey, bruh, I’ve never done one of these hook ups before. Do you have any suggestions? Just say, “What are we doing here?” What are we doing here? Why the hell am I here? What exactly are we doing here? Why did you want to meet in such a place? Wait, Diana? What are you doing here? So, what the heck are we doing here? So, why’s you wanna meet me here? What are you doing here? What are you doing here? Why did you want to meet me here? Why’d you wanna meet here? What are you doing here? What are we doing here? You really think that’ll work? Yep. I’m Batman. I AM Batman. I’m Batman. There it is. Yeah, there it is. Hey. Oh! …Hey. What are you doing out here all alone? Nothin. My girlfriend keeps ignoring me. Aw, that stinks. I’m sorry. It’s alright. Hey! You wanna see my comic book collection? No. No I don’t. That’s alright. I don’t have any good ones anyway. Oh. Uh huh. What do you say we look for crime to fight in there? That’s a great idea! Let’s just walk around this damn motel all night. There you are! We’ve been looking all over for you. Whatever, Elsa. Spiderman, what’s wrong? And there they are! Doing the walk of shame. What?! There’s no use hiding it. We all know what you two have been up to. I’m not sure I do, but I might not have been paying attention. We know you two slept together. I feel like I would have remembered that. We did not! But I saw you leave the bar together. And, Mary Jane led me to believe… They were supposed to sleep together! No, I was supposed to find out what she had against you, or something. It’s all a blur at this point. And that should have led to sex! What am I? Some kind of whore?! Oh, that’s just great. I can’t believe you, MJ. And I can’t believe you. I thought we loved each other. And you don’t even trust me? Sorry to interrupt. Spidey, you left your undies in my room. Oh, my god. I think I’m going to be sick! Elsa! So, I guess this means you and I aren’t going to sleep together either, huh?! Nope. Just checking! Oh, Batman. I’m so glad to see you! Hey! We’re busy. Thank you so much for watching! Please hit that like button and subscribe to the channel. As an added bonus, Jim and I will be responding to every comment that’s left on this video between now and Sunday the 29th So, yeah, leave a comment and look for a response from ShotgunSandwichENT or from Winky Dink Alright folks, we’ll see you next time. Peace out, homies!

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