SONIC: Let’s do this! STEVE: Alright, Sonic! Step right up! SONIC: This better not be another one of your tricks, Steve! SONIC: Huh? Where the heck am I? BALDI: Hello, Sonic! BALDI: Welcome to my schoOOl house! SONIC: I’m afraid to ask how you know my name. BALDI: You’re Sonic the Hedgehog! BALDI: And i’m Baldi, the math teacher! BALDI: Want to be my student? SONIC: I’m like 25 years old, dude. School is lame! SONIC: See ya!- Woah! SONIC: H-hey, how did you- uh- Were you just- uh- BALDI: You’re not going anywhere, Sonic! 🙂 *smacc da like button like baldi smacc da block* SONIC: That’s what you think, I’m out of here! *gotta go fast* SONIC: There’s gotta be a way out of here! SONIC: Nope not there!- uh- Is someone chasing me? Wow, this is one weird school! I- Wait, I see someone! 𝒫𝑅𝐼𝒩𝒞𝐼𝒫𝒜𝐿: 𝒩𝒪 𝑅𝒰𝒩𝒩𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝐼𝒩 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐻𝒜𝐿𝐿𝒮 𝒲𝐻𝐼𝐿𝐸 𝐵𝑅𝐸𝒜𝒦𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐹𝒪𝒰𝑅𝒯𝐻 𝒲𝒜𝐿𝐿! 𝒫𝑅𝐼𝒩𝒞𝐼𝒫𝒜𝐿: 15 𝒮𝐸𝒞𝒪𝒩𝒟𝒮! 𝒟𝐸𝒯𝐸𝒩𝒯𝐼𝒪𝒩 𝐹𝒪𝑅 𝒴𝒪𝒰. 𝒲𝐻𝐸𝒩 𝒲𝐼𝐿𝐿 𝒴𝒪𝒰 𝐿𝐸𝒜𝑅𝒩? SONIC: Uh- um- What? I-I ain’t staying here! Huh, see ya! *gotta go fast* SONIC: Uh-oh! The juice is coming back! I better hide in here. *𝓌 𝒽 𝒾 𝓈 𝓉 𝓁 𝒾 𝓃 𝑔* SONIC: Dude, that was a close one! But he’s too slow. (oh silly sonic) SONIC: HA HA! SONIC: Uh- Where am I? It looks like an empty classroom. SONIC: What’s this thing? BALDI: Hello, Sonic! 🙂 BALDI: Welcome to my class! SONIC: Wait a minute! I’m not a student, you know? BALDI: Don’t be silly Sonic! 🙂 BALDI: 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰! 🙂 BALDI: Let’s begin with everyone’s favorite subject! BALDI: 𝕄 𝔸 𝕋 ℍ ! Oh, I feel basic! (Sonic is HowToBasic confirmed) BALDI: That’s a real problem, Sonic! BALDI: Here’s your other problem! (oh no) BALDI: What is 4 times 2? SONIC: Uhh- Wait! I know this one! SONIC: You take 4 and like, you make it 2 times, and then the amount- So like two fours make an eight. SONIC: So it’s 8! BALDI: 𝕋 𝔼 ℝ ℝ 𝕀 𝔽 𝕀 ℂ ! Next problem! What is 10 times 2? SONIC: Uh-oh- ey- Wait!- W-w-wait! I think it’s 20? BALDI: Wow, that’s amazing! BALDI: It looks like I won’t have to sma- I-I mean- Last problem! SONIC: Huh? M-My eyes must be playing tricks on me! What the heck does that say? SONIC: Uhh- Alright, I guess I’ll pick 21!
(a 21 joke in 2018 amirite) *wrong* BALDI: Oh Sonic! I’ll see you soon…
(•̀o•́)ง SONIC: Oh really? For a stupid math problem? What’s he gonna do about it? Big deal, I got it wrong! *smacking* SONIC: Alright! First my eyes are playing tricks on me, and now my ears? *more smacking* SONIC: For school, this sure is empty. 𝟷, 𝟸, ʙᴀʟᴅɪ’s ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ… 𝟹, 𝟺, ɪ’ᴍ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴏʀ… SONIC: This school is every kid’s nightmare! *close one* SONIC: Ah, heck yeah! I found me some chocolate! 𝓛𝓞𝓞𝓚𝓢 𝓛𝓘𝓚𝓔 𝓘𝓣’𝓢 𝓢𝓦𝓔𝓔𝓟𝓘𝓝𝓖 𝓣𝓘𝓜𝓔! SONIC: What in the heck?! 𝓖𝓞𝓣𝓣𝓐 𝓢𝓦𝓔𝓔𝓟 𝓢𝓦𝓔𝓔𝓟 𝓢𝓦𝓔𝓔𝓟! SONIC: You’ve got to be kidding me. 𝓢𝓦𝓔𝓔𝓟 𝓢𝓦𝓔𝓔𝓟 𝓢𝓦𝓔𝓔𝓟!
*it’s the broom, it’s what it do* *smacking* 𝓘𝓣’𝓢 𝓢𝓦𝓔𝓔𝓟𝓘𝓝𝓖 𝓣𝓘𝓜𝓔! 𝓢𝓦𝓔𝓔𝓟 𝓢𝓦𝓔𝓔𝓟 𝓢𝓦𝓔𝓔𝓟! *𝓌 𝒽 𝒾 𝓈 𝓉 𝓁 𝒾 𝓃 𝑔* SONIC: Oh, this is just perfect! 𝒫𝑅𝐼𝒩𝒞𝐼𝒫𝒜𝐿: 𝒩𝒪 𝑅𝒰𝒩𝒩𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝐼𝒩 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐻𝒜𝐿𝐿𝒮! (echoes) 𝓢𝓦𝓔𝓔𝓟 𝓢𝓦𝓔𝓔𝓟 𝓢𝓦𝓔𝓔𝓟!
*girly scream* SONIC: Haha, I can’t believe he fell for that! *umm sonic, you may want to run* SONIC: Hey Baldi! You failed P.E. cuz you’re too slow! [ROASTED] SONIC: Ha ha ha ha! *rings sounds*
SONIC: Uhh… [̲̅T̲̅][̲̅H̲̅][̲̅I̲̅][̲̅S̲̅] [̲̅I̲̅][̲̅S̲̅] [̲̅A̲̅] [̲̅B̲̅][̲̅U̲̅][̲̅L̲̅][̲̅L̲̅][̲̅Y̲̅]:
GIVE ME SOMETHING [̲̅G̲̅] [̲̅R̲̅] [̲̅E̲̅] [̲̅A̲̅] [̲̅T̲̅] SONIC: Alright FATSO! Move it or lose it! SONIC: Huh? Y-You want this candy? SONIC: Uhh… Okay, here! SONIC: Huh- Well, that was easy! *playtime song starts playing* SONIC: Finally I’m seeing more students! Ha- Hey little girl! Do you know a way out of here? ᑭᒪᗩYTIᗰE: I ᗯᗩᑎᑎᗩ ᑭᒪᗩY ᗯITᕼ ᔕOᗰEOᑎE! SONIC: Yeah, but I-I want to get out of here, you think you could help me? ᑭᒪᗩYTIᗰE: ᒪET’ᔕ ᑭᒪᗩY!
SONIC: What is this? SONIC: Jump rope? Oh c’mon! I- SONIC: What is this thing made of? Glue? I-I can’t even move! Uh- ᑭᒪᗩYTIᗰE: OᑎE, TᗯO, TᕼᖇEE, ᖴOᑌᖇ, ᖴIᐯE!
*also smacking* ᑭᒪᗩYTIᗰE: ᗯOᗯ, TᕼᗩT’ᔕ GᖇEᗩT! ᒪET’ᔕ ᑭᒪᗩY ᗩGᗩIᑎ! SONIC: Nope! Step aside! *𝓂 𝑜 𝒶 𝓇 𝓌 𝒽 𝒾 𝓈 𝓉 𝓁 𝒾 𝓃 𝑔* *smacking* SONIC: Uh-oh! Gotta speed keed!
Let’s see if you can catch this! *slow mo epic dodge* Wow, this guy does NOT give up! He’s pretty fast! SONIC: I think I lost em’. 𝒫𝑅𝐼𝒩𝒞𝐼𝒫𝒜𝐿:
𝒩𝒪 𝐻𝐸𝒟𝒢𝐸𝐻𝒪𝒟𝒮 𝐸𝒮𝒞𝒜𝒫𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒟𝐸𝒯𝐸𝒩𝒯𝐼𝒪𝒩 𝑅𝒰𝒩𝒩𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝐹𝑅𝒪𝑀 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒫𝑅𝐼𝒩𝒞𝐼𝒫𝒜𝐿 𝐼𝒩 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝐻𝒜𝐿𝐿𝒮! 𝒫𝑅𝐼𝒩𝒞𝐼𝒫𝒜𝐿:
30 𝒮𝐸𝒞𝒪𝒩𝒟𝒮! 𝒟𝐸𝒯𝐸𝒩𝒯𝐼𝒪𝒩 𝐹𝒪𝑅 𝒴𝒪𝒰. 𝒴𝒪𝒰 𝒮𝐻𝒪𝒰𝐿𝒟 𝒦𝒩𝒪𝒲 𝐵𝐸𝒯𝒯𝐸𝑅! SONIC: You can’t put me in here! I’m not even a part of this school! BALDI: ᴏʜ sᴏɴɪᴄ! ʟᴏᴏᴋs ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ sʟᴏᴡ ɴᴏᴡ! SONIC: It’s locked! Uh- come on! *static* SONIC: Hey- Get away from me! BALDI: Ready for your punishment? This will teach you kids not to drop out of scHOol. TAILS: Up here, Sonic!
*helicopter sounds* TAILS: Hurry! Grab my hands!
*helicopter sounds* SONIC: Ha ha! Alright! See ya, dude! *smacks* SONIC IS THE WINNER! You wanted Sonic? You got’em. Hit the like button to see more and subscribe with notifications on. Comment below who you want to see next, and you could be picked in the next video. Thank you so much for the support! I love you all and I’ll see you in the next one! Subtitles made by: Brick Pablo and Earpiercer.