🎤COUTINHO DESPACITO🎤 MSN try to sign Phil Coutinho for BARCA! (Parody transfer)

🎤COUTINHO DESPACITO🎤 MSN try to sign Phil Coutinho for BARCA! (Parody transfer)


Phil: You wanted to see me, boss? Jurgen: Shhh… Phil Jurgen: Listen carefully Jurgen: To the poetry of my lyrics Jurgen: Come on over in my direction Phil: Ok Jurgen: Remember this? Jurgen: Your contract extension? Phil: Yes? Jurgen: When you signed Jurgen: I got a big erection Jurgen: Jaaaaaaa *Laughs Phil: Ermmmm? Jurgen: But today the sun rose on my, darkest day Jurgen: The press think you could be on your way Phil: Well… Jurgen: So I wrote this song to say: “Don’t Leave!”x3 Jurgen: You fit this tailor-made, Go Put it on! Henderson: What?! Phil: Thanks! Jurgen: I’ve got the only key, Go! Turn it On! Phil: Thanks! Jurgen: He will stay another year! John Henry: That’s music to my ears! Jurgen: No way He’ll go! Phil: Look who’s here! MSN: Dude! MSN: We’ve got a transfer bid MSN: Here it is formal! MSN: Boy from Brazil be a Barca man! Jurgen: This is tapping – up! Jurgen: And i should know! *Laughs Keita & Dijk: Oh yeah! Messi: Stay! And you’ll never win a single league title! Neymar: Play with MSN or Emre Can! Phil: Move to Barca or stay at Liverpool? Phil: Ohh… Jurgen: Phil Coutinho Jurgen: There’s no way I’ll sell you in this transfer window Jurgen: Ja Jurgen: The chances of you joining Barca? Zero! Jurgen: Ja Jurgen: Come on, stay here! You’re my little hero! Jurgen: We’ve got:.. Jurgen: Firmino, Lallana, Mane, Salah, Solanke, Hendo Suarez: And don’t forget Lovren, Divock and Moreno! Neymar: They don’t even play their best defender, Sakho! Luis Fonsi: *singing wrong lyrics to the song Phil: Wow! Luis Fonsi?! Luis Fonsi: *still singing wrong lyrics to the song Phil: Jurgen! I’m flattered! Luis Fonsi: *still singing wrong lyrics to the song Suarez: Wait a minute, that’s not even spanish! Luis Fonsi: *still singing wrong lyrics to the song *Music stops Suarez: It’s Danny Ings! Phil: Jurgen, how could you? I want to leave! Jurgen: Ok, ok. I’m sorry i lied, about Luis Fonsi Jurgen: I- I did ask Justin Bieber to sing to you but… he couldn’t learn the god-damn words! *Laughs Jurgen: Phil Coutinho Jurgen: There’s no way I’ll sell you in this transfer window Jurgen: The chances of you joing Barca? Zero! Jurgen: Come on, stay here! You’re my little hero! Jurgen: We’ve got:.. Jurgen: Firmino, Lallana, Mane, Salah, Solanke, Hendo Jurgen: I swear I’ll sell Lovren, Divock and Moreno! Jurgen: But there’s no way I’ll play our best defender Sakho! Jurgen: Just Stay! Coutinho! Dean(The god): Should he stay or should he go? Jurgen and Co: STAY!! MSN: GO!!! Dean(The god): I was talking about Neymar Neymar: Oh, oh! Phil: You’re leaving? Neymar: Ummm Phil: Screw you Neymar! Jurgen: *with open hands* Boom! *Laughs whilst Coutinho gives them the finger Subtitles ~ [email protected]

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  1. Is any1 else watching this after divock origi scored twice against barca and and the winner in the champions league final

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